PUNTA GORDA, FL – You know beggars can’t be choosers, but one Florida woman’s begging landed her in some hot water.
Police say Maria Colon called the police department’s non-emergency line so they could send an officer out to her house for a domestic issue. But the only issue was Maria’s sex drive. She reportedly asked the responding officer to have sex with her. When he declined, she called the emergency 911 line and asked for another cop to come over because the one who showed up had pissed her off.
Another officer showed up and he put some handcuffs on Maria, but obviously not the way she hoped for.
Maria was arrested and charged with misusing 911. That’s how this naughty nympho became our Dumbass of the Day!