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MMA Fighter Breaks Penis During Sex

MMA fighter Ray Elbe is facing hard times…literally. He suffered the most imaginable injury for a guy and it happened outside of the ring.

Elbe BROKE HIS PENIS during sex. Yes you read that right. Talk about a “ground and pound” (MMA move).

Elbe told the whole story on his website explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis “fractured” and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube.

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery and was ordered to take “anti-erection pills” for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience — and will never let his GF be “on top” ever again.

Elbe also explained, “In an attempt to make it up to me … [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”

At least he’s staying positive.

So moral of this story, don’t be riding dirty. Thrusting is its own sport and apparently requires training. We hope you and your “BFF” heal quickly.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.

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    gaynell said:
    December 19, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    Hum

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